I was planning to publish an update on the Colorado Springs Philharmonic labor dispute today but time got away, but it will go up Monday. In the interim, I can across the following satirical tweet from @OrchestraSay that’s so black, it may well qualify as a quantum singularity.
Oprah's handing out new CBAs to ICSOM orchestras!!
YOU GET A PER-SERVICE ORCHESTRA!!
YOOU GET A PER-SERVICE ORCHESTRA!!!!
AND YOOOOOOOOU GET A PER-SERVICE ORCHESTRA!!!!!!
— Shit Orchestra Musicians Say (@OrchestraSay) October 29, 2020
Laugh, cry, then laugh some more.