Time To Revise An Old Joke

I have to share an early result from Tuesday’s little self test.  In response to the question:

“Is an orchestra that has performed in Carnegie Hall better than one that hasn’t?”

Many of you have responded by saying that you already knew that anyone can go to Carnegie so long as they can pay the rental fee, so I suppose it’s time to revise the old joke to something like the following:

Violinist Jascha Heifetz being hailed by a man on a New York street. The man asks Heifetz, “How do you get to Carnegie Hall?” And Heifetz replies, without breaking stride, “Pay the rental fee”