#TBT It’s like “Things That Make You Go Buh?!?” But For Twitter

One more thing to add in the “I wish I thought of that” file is the new @ArtsAdminsSay twitter account. It’s barely two days old and is already racking up followers.

Better still, it’s wallowing in love from arts admin followers and with an endorsement like this, I dare you to not follow:

I just started following every person that follows @artsadminssay, because if you're this hip to such an utterly hilarious Twitter account that's been tweeting for less than 24 hours, you're probably on the bleeding edge or our industry and I most certainly want to know more.

— Kevin Replinger (@KevinReplinger) May 9, 2018

Here are some of my favs (so far):

Let’s be honest, we’re going to keep targeting our marketing to our existing patrons because it’s just plain easier.

— Shit Arts Administrators Say (@artsadminssay) May 8, 2018

We want to make sure to get their email address so let’s have them make an account before they can purchase a ticket.

— Shit Arts Administrators Say (@artsadminssay) May 9, 2018

Yes, we segment our emails. We have a list of members and non-members.

— Shit Arts Administrators Say (@artsadminssay) May 8, 2018

We need more revenue. Let’s re-scale our house.

— Shit Arts Administrators Say (@artsadminssay) May 8, 2018

I'm sorry, but you can't take your drink inside the theater.

— Shit Arts Administrators Say (@artsadminssay) May 9, 2018

Can you take [insert artist name] to the airport? Their flight leaves at 6:05 AM.

— Shit Arts Administrators Say (@artsadminssay) May 9, 2018

Clearly, I’ve been squandering my time writing full-fledged posts about the more nonsensical doings that transpire throughout the field when I should have been focusing on this Twitter thing.

Things That Make You Go “Buh?” Overheard At The Opera